Why hello there! My name is Seb and I am a Ravenclaw Wholockian who loves reading, writing, playing my beautiful violin, listening to music, and obsessing over (mainly British) actors/actresses from my various (insane) fandoms. I am a total bookworm and a sucker for Shakespeare and history and other nerdy things.Fandoms you will see: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and many more.
Enjoy the crazy because normal is boring!
We're all mad here!
itdoesntkillmeitmakesmetougher:
like ever.
Hi.
Guess you didn’t watch enough Big Bird when you were a kid. You’d know to look a little harder.
Well hello there.
HRight here :)
Well…then what the hell am I?
(Source: kanye-west-magical-anus-quest)
the bad side to caring about peoples feelings. click here to watch the video! :D
Yup, this happens to me too… :/
i just had to explain to an irl friend why a hippo wearing a tutu, some gay porn gifs and loki kissing captain america on my screen was ‘normal’.
thanks tumblr
my-beds-perfect-for-hiddleston:
#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.it’s updated
Rebloggin for the comments.
Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.
I love you
ALL of you
this shit just keeps getting better!!!
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”
“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”
“Oh my god, dad…”
“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”
“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”
And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”
“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”
“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”
“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”
“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”
“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”
“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”
“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”
“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”
“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”
“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”
“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”
“Dad…”
“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”
“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
I’m sorry
but this just keeps getting better and better
EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS
THIS STORY IS THE GREATEST STORY
Oh my gods someone please continue this never ending amazing story
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL POSTS
BEST FAN FICTION EEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
i want more of this! The Adventures of Thor and Loki and the tiny hotdog princess of Midgard
OH GOD OH GOD TAMRA READ THIS NOW
The Adventures of Thor and Loki and the tiny hotdog princess of Midgard
TOTALLY REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENTS OH JEEZUS THIS IS AMAZING
(Source: sapfira23, via hobbits-in-the-shire)
#Honestly out of all the NewWho Doctors #I think Nine does ~comfort the best #which is hilarious because he’s so harsh #but he’s also the one that’s fresh from the Time War and understands how raw circumstances can be #So he’s the one who’s so willing to say ”look at me I’m stupid” #or ”streetcorner 2 in the morning getting a taxi home - I’ve never had a life like that” #it’s more effective because because unlike Ten and Eleven #Nine does self-deprecating comfort that translates so much better (and he does it so much more often too) #Because instead of just saying ”aww it’s okay you’re not stupid” #he says ”it’s okay i’m stupid too - being stupid sometimes isn’t bad. everyone is stupid sometimes. #but making stupid decisions also means you have the potential to make clever decisions. I believe that you can do this. You can fix it.” #and that to be honest is the most brilliant feeling in the world: #knowing that despite your ~shortcomings someone still believes in you and is willing to fight for you #Nine you are so wonderful and not enough people recognize that (via winterinthetardis)
Reblogging for the tags.
(Source: satanxmay, via istoleatimelordtoseetheuniverse)
tomhiddlesusesbritishblackmagic:
THIS is how you mashup!!!
WHOA!
WHERE CAN I GET THIS SONG?! My IPod is crying because we can’t find it..
How do you do this sort of thing? How? Just… HOW?!
holy shitIT’S BACK FUCK YES
At first I was like is it gonna play or what? and then I was like HOLY SHIT BEST THING EVER /CRYING
(Source: hootingblues, via horseplay-with-loki)
bewaretheonewithnothingtolose:
Cassandra (in Rose’s body): Oh my god, Im a chav!
Cassandra (in The Doctors Body): Goodness me Im a man!
Cassandra (as Chip): Oh heavens Im a walking doodle!
OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.
SHIT
ngl, at about 2 minutes in, I was like “I think I know where this is going.”
And I was right.
And I felt so good about it.
OMFG I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT BUT I COULDN’T AND THEN BAM
EDIT: REWATCHING, THIS IS BEAUTIFULLY DONE
FUCKING.
CALLED IT.
SWEET BABY JESUS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: geromykyle, via belislythindor)
Common Characteristics of Natural Born, Freelance, or Career Writers
- An “odd ball” childhood.
Writers tend to start off as peculiar kids. They never quite fit in with their classmates. Their abstract thinking begins early on, and it causes them to struggle to relate to other children and elementary interests. Future writers commonly start off as either lonesome or socially inept kids.
- They were handed books as toys.
Naturally gifted writers are almost always reading enthusiasts. They have a further developed vocabulary and stronger syntax abilities because their scholastic experience goes beyond traditional curriculum.
- They believe in the “All or nothing” policy.
Writers are often perfectionists that will edit until their eyes bleed or completely scratch an idea off the table. They tend to carry that trait into their other projects as well. The writer will either create something complete or nothing at all.
- They take pride in their work.
Even if they need help, writers like doing their work 100% themselves without contribution. This is seen often in college, when the self-proclaimed writers don’t show up to office hours or ask for tutoring. Writers tend to treat even essays as a personal work of art. It’s their work, and it matters that it’s only theirs.
- They are equally organized and disorganized.
A writer’s mind works in choreographed chaos. With too much chaos comes no productivity. With too much organization comes no passion. The writer has learned how to have the perfect combination of both.
- They have both an ego and self-doubt.
-Enough ego to invest in one’s own thoughts, enough doubt to revise and rethink continuously.
- They enjoy simplicity.
Hot coffee, music, and a sunrise could make their morning flawless.
- They are observant.
Writers tend to learn about things from as many angles as they can. They’ll see the same sign for ten years and connect ten-thousand other separate things to the sign in that amount of time. They take in what they can and make a mental map of how things co-exist.
- They recognize the importance of memories.
Writers learn how to utilize past moments as criteria for their work. A writer will not forget their first love, or heartache.
(Source: optimismforjournalism, via belislythindor)
